Blagojevich's Options, Updated

Now that a few days have passed, let me list the current options Gov. Dipdunk faces...

1. He can step aside. This is still unlikely.
2. He can resign. With his arrogance and ignorance, this is unlikely.
3. He will be successfully impeached. Best case, and seemingly most likely to happen.
   
4. He pulls a Budd Dwyer. Unlikely, but plausible.
   
5. He finishes out his term and retires. Hey, it worked for OJ the first time...
   

At this point, I still hope he is removed from office. I mean, we could replace him with a baked potato, and have better state government. Also, the baked potato would have better hair.