Random Thoughts: How to Survive on Star Trek

Ok, I know this has been covered so many times... but I feel like doing a brain dump about it anyways.

Here are a few simple rules for staying alive on a Star Trek show:

1. Never wear red.
2. Never work in Engineering or Security.
3. Never join the Marines.
4. Never board a starship if your rank is Ensign.
5. Don't be a clone. Clones don't survive till the end of the show or movie.
6. Don't work on a research space station.
7. Always cary a big phaser.