FIRST POST!!!
Of course, no one can mod me down (or up, for that matter) for this, nor will it affect my karma. Hell, now that I think of it, maybe I should include some random Slashdot meme just for good measure...
In America, you write blogs. In Soviet Russia, blogs write you!
Ok, maybe the meme was a bad idea.
So, yeah... Um... Hi, random blog reader!